There have been roughly only 1000 links made since v3.1
a 7 character alphanumeric address space is huge. My link shortener
should be happy with a 3 or 4 character alphanumeric address space.
Instead of downloading the entirity of the file that's there or risking
a HTTP server not being on port 80, I've decided to move with a faster,
more efficient and web browser complient cURL query
UnPS User Agent: UnPS-GAMATechnologies (UnPS WebQuery/4-2.8; +http://unps.us)